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Book Fat Mike for a Private Event
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Bio
Michael John Burkett, born on January 16, 1967, is widely recognized in the music scene as Fat Mike. He’s an American musician and producer best known for being the bassist and lead singer of the punk rock band NOFX, as well as a co-founder and bassist of the punk rock cover band Me First and the Gimme Gimmes. Burkett's journey into music kicked off in 1982 with his first band, False Alarm, while he was still a student at Beverly Hills High School. After False Alarm disbanded in 1983, he teamed up with Eric Melvin and Erik Sandin to form the original lineup of NOFX.
Throughout his career, Burkett has lent his voice to various tracks by other bands, including "Peter Brady" on Screeching Weasel's 1993 album, Anthem for a New Tomorrow. His guest appearances also include songs like "Beware" by Randy, along with "Mr. Coffee" and "Lazy" by Lagwagon. Additionally, he can be heard playfully heckling and asking for "Free Bird" at the end of the Lunachicks' song, "Missed It," from their 1996 album, Pretty Ugly, which he produced. He also contributed as a guest vocalist on the Dropkick Murphys' single "Going Out In Style."
Burkett is the creative force behind Fat Wreck Chords, a record label he founded. He recorded the Cokie the Clown EP with NOFX, taking on the persona of Cokie for both the cover art and the music video for the title track. In that video, he portrays Cokie, amusingly putting white powder into a squirting flower, which he describes in the song as "my own special blend of X, coke, and K." Cokie then makes his way around Chicago, playfully squirting powder at unsuspecting pedestrians, as detailed in the lyrics. This video was filmed during the Riot Fest punk music festival.
Fat Mike has donned the Cokie the Clown costume on several occasions, with one notable appearance taking place at Emo's, a well-known nightclub in Austin, during the South by Southwest festival on March 20, 2010. During that performance, he shared some graphic and unsettling stories from his life while playing a mix of old and new songs. He also pulled a prank on audience members, convincing them to drink tequila before revealing a video of himself filling a nearly full bottle of tequila with urine, which shocked many in attendance. This stunt was later explained as a gag on NOFX's website, which showed him swapping the urine bottle for a clean one before having people drink it. Following this incident, Burkett found himself banned from Emo's. However, in NOFX's autobiography, he claims that the audience indeed drank the urine.
In 2015, Burkett introduced a musical he co-wrote called Home Street Home, alongside Soma Snakeoil and Jeff Marx. Then in 2019, he released a solo album under the Cokie the Clown persona, titled You're Welcome, featuring collaborations with Dizzy Reed from Guns N' Roses and Travis Barker from blink-182.
SEG does not, nor claims to, represent any celebrity as the exclusive booking agent. Seattle Entertainment Group does not manage any celebrities listed on this website. SEG acts only as a buyer’s agent for venues, event professionals, companies and organizations to book celebrities for corporate and private events, paid commercials, casino concerts, engagements as well as other various appearances. The celebrities listed on this site are for informational purposes only and are intended as a resource for our clients to provide ideas.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Will I need security for my event if I hire a celebrity?
Yes, the celebrity may require you to hire unarmed police or private esecurity. It depends on the status of the chosen celebrity and the type of event. The artist needs protection and everyone’s reputation is in jeopardy if they are not reasonably protected. Sometimes the celebrity will bring their own bodyguard.
Will I have to pay for the celebrity’s hotel, travel and food?
Most of the time the celebrity will expect general food and beverage accommodations for the duration of the event. In more complex bookings, they may want to be fed from the day of arrival to the day of departure. Additionally, hotels and transportation should be provided unless a buyout is included in the offer being submitted before you book a celebrity.
Will I get my money back after I have hired a celebrity and my event is canceled?
If your event is canceled sometimes you can receive a refund or a credit toward future or rescheduled performance in the event of a force majeure. Other times the contract has strict cancellation terms that must be adhered to. We help you outline the cancellation terms in the negotiating process.
Can I hire a celebrity for an event myself?
Anyone can hire a celebrity. You will pay more in most cases because an artist can tell if you are not familiar with the process. Always consult with a professional before you book a celebrity yourself. There is a specific process that should be followed.
Will a celebrity prepare a speech or promote my product at the event?
The short answer is yes. The celebrity will help promote your product and deliver a speech if that is included in the deal points when we submit the offer. A celebrity may also post the product on their social media.
What happens if a celebrity is late to my event?
Sometimes flights are delayed, it’s the unfortunate part of traveling abroad. As part of the contract process, we help eliminate delays by adding a late-arrival clause that allows you to cancel the performance if an artist is late beyond a certain point. It’s not ideal and it is rarely a concern, but the good news is that you will get your deposit back and you will not be liable for the performer’s final payment.
Can I pick which songs the celebrity performs at my event?
You can certainly create a list of songs you want performed. The celebrity will sing or perform all of the chosen songs or as many as reasonably possibly within the appearance time paid for.
Will a celebrity sing and perform at my private or public event?
Absolutely, there are some requirements to be aware of if you want a musical performance, however. A celebrity may ask you to fulfill parts of their tour rider, which outlines specific types of equipment needed to execute a live performance.
Are there any celebrities I cannot hire for my event?
It depends, some celebrities will avoid certain political affiliations, communities or parties that may be considered a conflict of interest. We will help you determine the potential obstacles before wasting any time.
Will the celebrity I choose take pictures with my family and friends?
Yes, the celebrity will take pictures with you and a small group of people assuming you make time for it during their appearance. If you want a celebrity to appear for an hour, set aside 30 minutes of that time for a meet and greet, otherwise the celebrity may not stick around for longer than what’s stated in their contract.
How much does it cost to hire a celebrity for an event?
The cost to hire a celebrity can vary from artist to artist. Other determining factors will influence the price as well. The deal points we create on your behalf , the location of your event, and duration of appearance can heavily influence the price of a celebrity booking.
Can you guarantee the celebrity will be hired for my event?
In most cases, if the celebrity is available and the offer is strong, we guarantee the chosen celebrity will strongly consider the offer. Sometimes, it makes sense to have a backup plan, however, schedules change and late bookings can be risky. It’s best to have 2-3 celebrities in mind before you start the process, just in case the first is unavailable.
When will I have to pay the celebrity to appear at my private or public event?
Typically an artist will be paid in two separate installments. The first payment is a deposit of 50% which is usually paid thirty to ninety days from the engagement. Sometimes the artist will require a full payment upfront, it depends on the scope of work and the notoriety of the celebrity being considered. The final payment of 50% is paid on the day of the event, unless there is a ticket reconciliation that needs to occur.
Will the celebrity sign autographs for my team and client?
Yes, of course. We include signed memorabilia in all of our offers (memorabilia to be provided by the venue or client).
How long does it take to hire a celebrity for a private or public ticket event?
It can take as much as three to four months to confirm a celebrity appearance, or two days depending on the deal points, offer and location of your event. Start the process early – that’s our recommendation.
What is the process for hiring a celebrity for a private or ticket event?
The process includes selecting the artist(s), contacting our agency, then creating deal points to include in an offer sheet. Once you have the details outlined, we can discuss the terms with the artist or manager. After the artist agrees to the deal points, a contract is signed, a deposit is made and the performance will happen before the remaining money is paid to the artist.
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